take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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