And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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