Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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