ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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