He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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