i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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