i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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