There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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