Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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