FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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