found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Randomize
