I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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