Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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