The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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