in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
MIDGETS
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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