Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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