I hope mine doesn't look like that
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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