butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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