dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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