If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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