we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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