sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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