I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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