batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We're too hungover to prance.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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