the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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