What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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