Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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