Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
