Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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