Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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