look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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