remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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