I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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