It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I need water and some morals
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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