yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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