lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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