I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She told me I should be a condom model.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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