Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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