We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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