I just made out with a guy for $7.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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