Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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