Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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