I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I love you. Go after that dick
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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