what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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