No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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