just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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