Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
