why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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