Dual....:-)
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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