It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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